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"Mummified" Dinosaur Discovered In Montana


Hillary Mayell
for National Geographic News
October 11, 2002


Leonardo, a mummified, 77-million-year-old duck-billed dinosaur was only about three or four years old when he died, but he's proving to be a bonanza for paleontologists today.   His fossilized skeleton is covered in soft tissue—skin, scales, muscle, foot pads—and even his last meal is in his stomach. The actual tissue has decayed over the millennia, and has been replaced by minerals. What's left for scientists to study is a fossil of a dinosaur mummy.   "For paleontologists, if you can find one complete specimen in a lifetime, you've hit the jackpot," said Nate Murphy, curator of paleontology at the Phillips County Museum, Montana, where Leonardo makes his home. "To find one with so much external detail available, it's like going from a horse and buggy to a steam combustion engine. It will advance our science a quantum leap."

Leonardo is one of the most complete brachylophosaurus dinosaur fossils uncovered to date, and the first sub-adult. He is also only the fourth dinosaur fossil in the world to be classified as a "mummy" because of the soft tissue that is preserved.  The other three mummies were uncovered in the early 20th century, when excavation and preservation techniques were not as advanced as they are today.  "Paleontologists back then didn't have the techniques we have today to coax out the secrets these fossils are holding," said Murphy. "This specimen gives us a chance to apply modern scientific techniques to answer old questions."   The mummified fossil was named Leonardo because graffiti near its burial site in northern Montana read "Leonard Webb and Geneva Jordan, 1917." Leonardo made his debut to the scientific community today at the 62nd Annual Meeting of the Society of Vertebrate Paleontology, taking place October 9-12, in Norman, Oklahoma.

Remarkable State of Preservation

When he died, Leonardo was a 22-foot-long (seven meters) teenager, weighing between 1.5 to 2 tons. He sported polygonal, five-sided scales that ranged from the size of a BB (airgun pellet) to the size of a dime, and soft-tissue structures on his back suggest that he had a little sail frill running up it. Scales and tissue parts have been found on less than one-tenth of one percent of all dinosaurs excavated. Leonardo's fossilized skeleton is about 90 percent covered in soft tissue, including skin, muscle, nail material, and a beak.  Skin impressions have been found on the underside of the skull and all along the neck, ribcage, legs, and left arm.  "When the animal was alive, the skin was almost as soft as your earlobe," said Murphy.

A three-dimensional rock-cast of the right shoulder muscle and throat tissue, and the pads on the bottom of the three-toed foot were also preserved.
Leonardo's stomach contents are so well-preserved that researchers can tell what he had for his last supper; a salad of ferns, conifers, and magnolias. The stomach also contained the pollen of more than 40 different plants.  All of these qualities should go a long way to providing concrete information about the diet, range of movement, methods of locomotion, and paleo-environment dinosaurs during the late Cretaceous (89 to 65 million years ago) experienced.  "We have the shoulder muscle to look at, so we can see how much range of motion he had," said Murphy. "We should be able to tell the size of his average step, how his chest muscles worked, and if he was truly a quadruped or if he was bipedal."

"Paleontology is not an exact science," he said. "All we have are bones, and from there we develop theories about what the animals looked like, how they moved, and what they ate. A specimen like Leonardo will take a lot of guess work out and really tell us if Steven Spielberg's getting it right."

Discovery and Excavation

Dan Stephenson (an amateur), of Minot, North Dakota, discovered Leonardo during the last hour of the last day of a summer expedition in 2000 sponsored by the Judith River Dinosaur Institute.   "He had the wisdom to not mess with it," chuckles Murphy. "He went and got me and I knew right away we had a complete skeleton. Looking at the geology, I told the team that this was a great scenario for skin fossilization."

Excavation began in the summer of 2001, when a demolition expert, using low-impact charges, cleared away the huge boulders on the top of the hillside. A road to the site was cut, and a bulldozer was called in to scrape off the hilltop. Team members dug a six-foot -deep (two meters) trench around the fossil's perimeter, and then went in with hand tools—the scalpels, brushes, and dental picks that are a paleontologist's tools of trade.  Leonardo was disinterred from his cement-like grave as a single 6.5-ton block to preserve the skeleton. "He's in the record books as the largest dinosaur taken out in one chunk; it was a monumental undertaking," said Murphy.  The scientific work on Leonardo will keep paleontologists occupied for years.

"It's like looking through a frosted glass window. With bones you get an idea of what the animal looked like, but with soft tissue you get to see how the animal is put together—it goes a long way to clearing the frost," said Murphy.





6/21/2001
Researchers find 2 new dinosaurs

WASHINGTON (AP) - Fossils of two previously unknown dinosaur species from North America have been identified, researchers announced Monday. Scientists speculate the dinosaurs were feathered and lived about 90 million years ago. Their fossils were found in the Zuni Basin in New Mexico. A team led by Doug Wolfe of the Zuni Basin Paleontological Project has identified a skull and other fossilized bones as belonging to a type of dinosaur known as Coelurosaur, a two-legged meat-eater that stood about 3 feet tall. The new specimen has not been named and its formal description has not been completed, the researchers said.


04/21/2000

"Scientists discover 66-million-year-old dinosaur with a heart"

Scientists at North Carolina State University and the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences have discovered the world's first dinosaur specimen with a fossilized heart. They report the historic finding in the April 21 issue of the journal Science. The fossil is on display in the museum's new $71-million building, which opened April 7. 

"Not only does this specimen have a heart, but computer-enhanced images of its chest strongly suggest it is a four-chambered, double-pump heart with a single systemic aorta, more like the heart of a mammal or bird than a reptile," says Dr. Dale Russell, a paleontologist at NC State University and a senior research curator at the N.C. Museum of Natural Sciences. 

The finding suggests the dinosaur's circulatory system was more advanced than that of reptiles, and supports the hypothesis that dinosaurs were warm-blooded, Russell says. 

"This challenges some of our most fundamental theories about how and when dinosaurs evolved," he says. 

Russell is director of the newly created Center for the Exploration of the Dinosaurian World, a joint project of the museum and the university. 

The dinosaur, a 66-million-year-old Thescelosaurus (THESS-uh-loh-SAWR-us) about the size of a short-legged pony, was found in 1993 in northwest South Dakota. It was acquired by the museum in 1996 and is on permanent display in the museum's new "Prehistoric North Carolina" exhibit. 

Scientists have nicknamed the 663-pound, 13-foot-long herbivore Willo, after the wife of the rancher on whose property it was found. 

Images of the fossil, a video, and further information is available on the Web at www.dinoheart.org, a free site maintained jointly by the university and museum. 

"Willo's ventricles and aorta indicate it had completely separate pulmonary and body circulation systems, which suggests it had a metabolic rate higher than we generally see in living reptiles," explains Dr. Michael Stoskopf, professor of wildlife and aquatic medicine and environmental toxicology at NC State, and an expert on the comparative anatomy of mammals, reptiles and birds. 

Working with Russell and Stoskopf, imaging specialists at NC State's College of Veterinary Medicine created enhanced 3-D composite images of Willo's thoracic cavity from a series of two-dimensional computerized tomography (CT) scans. These images confirmed that a grapefruit-sized reddish-brown clump visible in Willo's partially exposed chest was, indeed, a fossilized heart. 

"When we looked at the two-dimensional images, there was something in the thoracic cavity that resembled a heart, but we couldn't tell for certain. The skeleton was compressed and not in precise anatomical order due to being buried for 66 million years in sandstone," says Paul Fisher, director of the vet school's Biomedical Imaging Resource Facility. "But once the computer software put all the 2-D images together into a 3-D model, it became very apparent that, yeah -- this was the real deal. You could see both ventricles and the aorta." 

Dr. Reese Barrick, an NC State paleobiologist, and graduate student William Straight conducted X-ray diffraction analyses that confirmed the presence of iron in Willo's heart but not in the sediments surrounding the heart or skeleton. This corroborated Russell, Stoskopf and Fisher's findings that the fossilized concretion in Willo's chest was a heart. 

The research team's co-authors on the Science paper are Michael Hammer of Hammer & Hammer Paleotek of Jacksonville, Ore., and Dr. Andrew Kuzmitz of Ashland, Ore. Hammer and his son Jeff found Willo in the Hell Creek Formation in Harding County, South Dakota, in 1993. Kuzmitz, a family practitioner and amateur paleontologist, did the first CT scans on the fossil. 

Thescelosaurus means "marvelous lizard." Scientists have not yet conclusively identified which species of Thescelosaurus Willo is, but Russell and Hammer believe it is most likely T. neglectus. 

Neglectus translates as "neglected one" -- so named because though the first fossil was found in 1891, it was considered so unremarkable that it sat, unidentified and unstudied, in its packing crate at the Smithsonian Institution for 22 years. It wasn't until 1913 that paleontologist Charles Gilmore examined the fossil and discovered it to be a previously undescribed type. 

"Thescelosaurus neglectus, the marvelous neglected lizard," Russell says. "Marvelous? Yes. But I don't think this one is going to be neglected any more." 

Remarkably well-preserved, Willo is the only Thescelosaurus ever found with a complete skull and with soft tissues usually lost to decay. Tendons are still connected to its spine, and fossilized cartilage remains attached to its ribs. Shadows and shapes revealed by the 3-D images suggest Willo may contain other fossilized organs as well, Russell notes. 

Because of the dinosaur's scientific importance and fragile condition, the museum is displaying it in its original posture, still embedded in the sandstone in which it has rested for 66 million years. The right side of its skull, spinal column, ribs and sections of the tail are partially exposed. The left side and extremities were lost to erosion. 

"We got lucky. If it hadn't been discovered when it was, it could all have eroded within six months," Russell says. He speculates Willo's soft tissues were preserved by a process called saponification, in which soft tissues are converted into a soap-like substance when submerged in wet, oxygen-free environments, allowing them to petrify rather than decay. "This specimen was apparently buried in waterlogged sand," he says. "The cellular structure of the soft tissue was lost but its form was retained." 

Thescelosaurus was an ornithischian, or "bird-hipped," dinosaur that lived at the end of the Cretaceous period, about 1 million years before the end of the dinosaur era. Native to North America, its range extended from Wyoming and the Dakotas northward into Alberta, Canada. 

Since using the 3-D software to reveal Willo's heart, Fisher has also used it to create 3-D images of the fossil's skull, and of remains from other specimens in the museum's collection. It's the first time the software -- developed for medical imaging at the Mayo Clinic -- has been used on dinosaurs, he says, but likely not the last time. "This gives us a nondestructive way to look inside specimens that are still embedded, as two-thirds of Willo is, in stone," he says. "It's an amazing use of the technology." 

The Willo research team will collaborate with scientists and educators from NC State, the N.C. Museum of Natural Sciences and other institutions worldwide to conduct continuing research on dinosaurs and dinosaurian ecosystems through the newly formed Center for the Exploration of the Dinosaurian World. 
 

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Check out http://www.dinoheart.org for images and background materials on Willo, a video news release and a radio news actuality. To access the site before 2 p.m., April 20, media must enter the ID "media" and the password "godinoheart." 

Media Contacts:
Dr. Dale Russell, 919-515-1339 or dale_russell@ncsu.edu
Paul Fisher, 919-513-6441 or paul_fisher@ncsu.edu
Tim Lucas, NC State News Services, 919-515-3470 or tim_lucas@ncsu.edu
Karen Kemp, NC Museum of Natural Sciences, 919-733-7450, ext. 304 or Karen.Kemp@ncmail.net. 

NOTE TO EDITORS: Dr. Michael Stoskopf can be reached at 919-513-6279 or michael_stoskopf@ ncsu.edu. Dr. Reese Barrick can be reached at 919-515-7648 or reese_barrick@ncsu.edu. Michael Hammer can be reached at 541-899-1864 or Paleotek@cdsnet.net. Dr. Andrew Kuzmitz can be reached at 541-482-5853 or akuzmitz@jeffnet.org. 

The abstract from the research team's paper in Science follows. 
"Cardiovascular Evidence for an Intermediate or Higher Metabolic Rate in an Ornithischian Dinosaur" Authors: Paul E. Fisher, Dale A. Russell, Michael K. Stoskopf, Reese E. Barrick, Michael Hammer, Andrew A. Kuzmitz Published: April 21, 2000, in Science 

ABSTRACT: Computerized tomography (CT) scans of a ferruginous concretion within the chest region of an ornithischian dinosaur reveal structures suggestive of a four chambered heart and single systemic aorta. The apparently derived condition of the cardiovascular system in turn suggests the existence of intermediate to high metabolic rates among dinosaurs. 


12:02 PM ET 06/06/99

 Could Mystery Be Sponge Fossils?

 By BEN DOBBIN
 Associated Press Writer

     INTERLAKEN, N.Y. (AP) _ From a pile of dirt excavated near his family's gas station, Mike Potts lifted out a basketball-sized boulder, heaved it unsteadily over his head and smashed it against another rock.
     There was no crystal inside, as he'd hoped. But embedded in one large limestone chunk was a glassy object, shaped a bit like a hand. Was it an ancient tree root? A bone from an animal that long ago roamed this land now gouged by the Finger Lakes? Or just an odd-shaped rock?
     ``I thought it might be a couple million years old,'' said Potts, 34, a mechanic who scours nature as much for physical exercise as for any sense of intrigue. ``To find out it's 375 million years old is kind of a shock.''
          The 5-inch-long find, with its unusual appendages and tiny fossils of ancient organisms attached, emerged in November from a cavity being dug for a 15-foot-deep gas tank. Potts was persuaded to pass it along to Cornell through a neighbor who works at the Ivy League school in nearby Ithaca.
     It was no less of an enigma in Chiment's hands, but intriguing enough to unleash the kind of exhaustive detective hunt with unforeseen twists that is commonplace in the jigsaw-puzzle world of paleontology.
     Chiment and graduate student Sande Burr finally found a promising match in Volume 21 of a 40-volume chronicle of the world's first around-the-world oceanographic survey.
     In the 1870s, while dredging the miles-deep waters off the Philippines, the crew of the British vessel HMS Challenger recovered the only known living specimen of a branching glass sponge. It's supposedly secreted away in a British museum somewhere. Chiment is hoping he'll soon get to inspect it.
     Distinct from squishy protein bath sponges or hard sponges made of calcium carbonate, glass sponges make their skeletons out of silica. Those equipped with branches the width of a finger appear to be extremely rare.
     Some have been spotted lately using robotic submersibles. There may be plenty more in the murky depths. But there's been no sight of them thus far in the fossil record of New York, one of the world's best-explored strata.
     Heralding Potts' discovery via the Internet then produced a surprise: Folks around central New York sent in similar specimens they'd picked up over the years. Chiment now has amassed eight possible branching glass sponge fossils or ``perhaps an unknown group of glass sponges.''
     ``I think what we're on to is a locality that is preserving a different group of animals than most of the previously very well-known Devonian fossil localities around here,'' he said.     During the Devonian Period some 410 million to 360 million years ago, eons before the advent of birds, dinosaurs and humans, an inland sea covered much of eastern North America.
     Judging from the profusion of fossils gathered in New York since the 1810s, notably Devonian corals and non-branching glass sponges,
 the standard theory is that this sea was probably never more than 300 feet deep.
     The existence of branching glass sponges would revive an old debate about whether the sea was much deeper in spots. However,
 paleontologists believe it's more likely those sponges once flourished in sunlight-penetrating waters and then, for whatever reasons, retreated to the oceans.
     ``Maybe they were pushed out of their preferred habitat by something else, say the corals,'' Chiment mused. Or now that oceanographers are finding that the ocean abyss seems as rich in species as rain forests or coral reefs, ``it may be the opposite. All of these questions are still open.''
     Because minute marine fauna such as trilobites and brachiopods tended to accumulate on them, ancient sponges could turn out to be peerless storytellers of ocean evolution, Chiment said.  And since sponges seem to form part of the mysterious missing link between single-celled bacteria and multi-celled animals, knowing them better might lend more immediate value such as new disease-fighting drugs or clues to why some coral reefs are dying.
     While paleontology continually raises tantalizing questions, many fossils end up in ``problematica drawers- all those things we don't understand yet because there's little or nothing to compare them to,'' Chiment said.
     For now, Chiment and Burr are busy consulting glass sponge specialists, subjecting their specimens to an array of imaging tests and deciding whether to publish their findings. They're also appealing to colleagues everywhere to dig through their problematica.
     ``More and better material could show up and that would be very helpful,'' said Warren Allmon, director of Ithaca's Paleontological
 Research Institution, which boasts the world's largest collection of Devonian glass sponges. ``This is one of the best explored places on earth and new things still keep coming up. Amateurs are out there collecting every weekend.''
     Potts is a convert. He now spends a few hours a week ``standing around like a chicken pecking at rocks'' in the woods and fields near this village a few miles from Cayuga Lake. ``It's become a neat hobby,'' he said.

10/27/98


Fossil reptile nests found in Petrified Forest

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Dozens of fossilized reptile nests discovered in Arizona's Petrified Forest may be the oldest fossils of their kind in the world, scientists reported Monday. The nests - 62 bowl-like pits about 12 inches wide and 18 inches deep - were found along the banks of an ancient, vanished river system and are believed to be 220 million years old. That is about twice the age of the next-oldest reptile nest fossils, the scientists said in a statement released by the University of Colorado at Boulder. The nests were probably made by ancient crocodile-like animals called phytosaurs, armored reptiles known as aetosaurs and perhaps ancient turtles. The Petrified Forest is a section of Arizona's Painted Desert known for its petrified trees.



09/10/98

New species of mayfly found preserved in amber

     CARDIFF, Sept 10 (Reuters) - A new species of mayfly, preserved in amber and estimated to be more than 25 million years old, was unveiled on Thursday.   Andrew Ross, a curator of fossils at Britain's Natural History Museum, told a science conference that the specimen was extremely unusual.  ``It is the first known mayfly in Mexican amber. It's a completely new species,'' he told a press conference.  ``Mayflies are incredibly rare in amber for the simple reason that they only live a few hours...the chances of any of them getting trapped in amber are very slim indeed.''
      An amber dealer, who bought the sample from local Indians in Mexico, brought it to Ross for identification and evaluation.  It is now part of the museum collection.  Amber, fossilised resin from the bark of trees, is a light organic substance. The main deposits are around the Baltic Sea in Russia, Lithuania, Poland and Germany and in the Dominican Republic. Mexican amber is very rare.
     Insects and sometimes larger animals get caught in the sticky resin and trapped by continual flows of amber coming down from the tree.   ``Amber is an amazing substance. It preserves really small things that can never get preserved it rock,'' said Ross.  The resin is popular for making jewellery and for the insects and other objects that are trapped in it.
 

^REUTERS@



08/30/98
Bolivian site is dinosaur paradise
By
Robert Evans
     GENEVA, Aug 30 (Reuters) - 
Dinosaur tracks discovered on a cliffside in Bolivia show that many species of the creatures that ruled the earth for millions of years lived side by side, according to a Swiss paleontologist.  Christian Meyer of the University of Basle, just back from the site of Cal Orcko near the city of Sucre, told the newspaper Le Matin that it was a ``dinosaur El Dorado'' and probably the world's most important site for their study.  Meyer said the some 3,000 footprints making up 250 different tracks over the cliff face of 25,000 square metres dated from 68 million years ago, or three million years before dinosaurs were wiped out, apparently when a vast meteor hit the planet.  ``The most extraordinary thing is the diversity of the species represented and the fact that they all date back to the same period,'' he told the newspaper.
     Tracks identified included those of a meat-eating therapod that could grow up to seven metres long, a lumbering titanosaurus which measured 15 to 25 metres, a smaller, armoured ankylosaurus, and vegetarian ornithopods which walked on two feet.  ``The whole carnival, the whole range is there,'' said Meyer.  ``This is the first site which makes it possible to show that these species lived at the same time and in the same place until just before their extinction.''  Many other dinosaur tracks have been found around the world, especially in the mid-West of the United States in the Rocky Mountains and some in Switzerland high in the Alps near the border with France and Italy east of Mont Blanc.  But at the Bolivian site, Meyer said, the number and variety of prints was the greatest yet discovered.  One theropod track was 350 metres long. Some prints left by the larger dinosaurs -- first identified as a common group in 1841 by early British paleontologist Richard Owen -- were 60 cm across.
     The area of the Bolivian site was once covered by a vast freshwater lake. The dinosaur tracks were made along its shores in heavy mud which then solidified and filled with loose shale, as in similar sites elsewhere. Later volcanic activity raised the bank, turning it into a towering cliff whose local name means ``Chalk Mountain.''  Meyer said the tracks were first found in the early 1980s by workers at a local cement quarry, but it was not until 1994 that a Bolivian geologist identified them as dinosaur footprints.
     The 42-year-old scientist, with a grant from Switzerland's National Fund for Scientific Research and backing from private sponsors, led a 15-member international team to carry out a full survey of Cal Orcko over six weeks in July and August.  He said they had made silicone copies of the most interesting prints, using mountaineering techniques to scale the sheer cliff face.
     Another discovery in the area was the fossil of a flying reptile 40 cm long. Most paleontologists now believe that smaller dinosaur survivors of the meteor holocaust 65 million years ago evolved into birds.

^REUTERS@


 07/16/98
Ancient dung yields up DNA secrets

       WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A pile of dung from an ancient sloth has yielded up secrets from the creature that left it 19,000 years ago, in the form of DNA, researchers said Thursday.   It shows the long-dead animal ate plants such as capers, mustard, mint and lilies, the international team of experts from the United States, Germany, Sweden and Britain said.       Writing in the journal Science, they said they used a new technique to tease the DNA out of the dung, something no one else had been able to do.
     Hendrik Poinar of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology at the University of Munich and his team found the nearly fossilized feces at Gypsum Cave, which is 18 miles  east of Las Vegas, Nevada.    The cave is full of dried-up animal poop, which researchers have been trying to analyze. 
  Poinar's team used a technique known as polymerase chain reaction (PCR), which makes trillions of copies of tiny gene fragments, making enough product to look at.  This method has failed so far on ancient feces -- known as coprolites -- so the group added a chemical agent called PTB (N-phenacylthiazolium bromide), which released enough DNA to make the PCR work.
     They were first able to identify the animal as a member of the sloth family, ``presumably Nothrotheritops shastensis, whose bones were found in the cave,'' they wrote in the journal Science.
     This giant sloth has been extinct for 11,000 years. But there was DNA in its stool from plants.     They identified genetic material from several known species. ``These are, in order of frequency...: Capers and mustards, lilies and allies, grasses, borages and mints, and saltbushes,'' they wrote.  There was also something that seems to be related to a wild grape.     The team hopes to use its technique to analyze other animal
excreta.

 ^REUTERS@
 



 
The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, RI, named Scott Williams who digs things out of his backyard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling them with scientific names, insisting that they are actual archaeological finds. This guy really exists and does this in his spare time!  Anyway...here's the actual response from the Smithsonian Institution.  Bear this in mind next time you think you are challenged in your duty to respond to a difficult situation in writing.



     Smithsonian Institute
     207 Pennsylvania Avenue 
     Washington, DC 20078 

     Dear Mr. Williams: 

Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "93211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post...Hominid skull."  We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago.  Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety that one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be "Malibu Barbie." It is evident that you have given a great deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your findings.  However, we do feel that there are a number of physical attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to its modern origin: 

  1.  The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains are typically fossilized bone. 
  2.  The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9 cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest identified proto-homonids. 
  3.  The dentition pattern evident on the skull is more consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams you speculate roamed the wetlands during that time.
This latter finding is certainly one of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail, let us say that:

 A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll that a dog has chewed on. 
 B. Clams don't have teeth. 

It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your request to have the specimen carbon-dated. This is partially due to the heavy load our lab must bear in its normal operation, and partly due to carbon-dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon-dating is likely to produce wildly inaccurate results. 

Sadly, we must also deny your request that we approach the National Science Foundation Phylogeny Department with the concept of signing your specimen the scientific name Australopithecus spiff-arino.  Speaking personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound like it might be Latin. However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a Hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your digs at the site you have discovered in your Newport back yard. 

We eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing you expand on your theories surrounding the trans-positating fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix that makes the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears Craftsman automotive crescent wrench. 

Yours in Science, 
 

Harvey Rowe 
Chief Curator-Antiquities 

 


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